The Bachelor Saints consist of Carl Seymour Quigley, D'brickashaw Ferguson, Bryce Gets Buckets, and The Skipper of The Ship. They are a Galactic Gang that traverse The Chronoverses, looking for girlfriends. This proved to be a challenge, not only given the scarcity of females in The Chronoverses, but also due to their personalities, lifestyles, and lack of general knowledge about women.

Carl Seymour Quiggly

Carl Seymour Quigley

D'brickashaw Ferguson

D'Brickashaw Ferguson

Bryce Gets Buckets

Bryce "Gets Buckets" Callahan