The Hunchback of Michigan State

The Hunchback of Michigan State is a dude who likes to take menacing pictures of himself with the collar of his generic flannel pulled over his head in the mirror while making what we assume to be sports references. He is looking for that special someone.

General info
Tier: Multi City Block Level

Age: Likely 13

Classification: Furry

Height: 5 feet, 3 inches

Weight: 500 lbs

Abilities
Master of disguise, Has a knife app on his iPhone 6S, His poop distorts the fabric of reality

Stats
Durability: Average Human Level

Movement Speed: Peak Human

Reaction Speed: Peak Human

Perception Speed: Peak Human

Striking Force: Average Human Level

Lifting Force: Below Average Human Level

Destuctive Force: Multi City Block Level via reality-warping poop

Range: Melee

Weaknesses
Not very intelligent, is often too busy taking pictures in the mirror to engage in combat

Notable Attacks and Techniques
Tatsumaki Senpuukyaku -He flips the double birdy toward gravity and performs a Ryu-style helicopter kick that lifts him into the air.

Backstory
Neither of his parents showed up for his birth. He's an orphan now and he has no life.